Spielberg's E.T.: "He's an alien -- that makes him a bad turd"

By Robbie Graham Silver Screen Saucers

"Aliens come to Earth; they mess things up, and then ultimately humans prevail over their evil Martian enemies. It's a done deal."

This spoof E.T. movie pitch from Above Average Productions effectively sums up Hollywood's long-held and rather depressing attitude towards potential extraterrestrial life...

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